16 funny jokes. (check this out if your feeling down.)

1. Police: Did you catch the banana thief? Detective: No. He gave me the slip.
2.What does Mr. soda pop teach? Answer: Fizz ed.
3.Why did the mummy take a vacation? Answer: He needed to unwind.
4.What do you call a skeleton that refuses to work? Answer: Lazy bones.
5.What did the soldier say to his army blanket? Answer: Cover me pal.
6.What sheep is a superhero? Answer: Baaman.
7.Knock? Knock? Who's there? Seafood. Seafood who? Seafood, eat food, digest food.
8.What does a peanut become when it sneezes? Answer: A cashew.
9.Where were the first chickens fried? Answer: In Greece.
10.What does the mermaid use to call her boyfriend? Answer: Her shellphone
11.What did the tennis player ask the lunch lady? Answer: What are you serving today?
12.What cartoon character keeps a diary on the internet? Answer: Sponge Blog Square Pants.
13.What is Santa's favorite cereal? Answer: Frosted Flakes.
14.Whats the worst job at the North Pole? Answer: Keeping Santa's sidewalk shoveled.
15:Why couldn't the zombie keep a secret? Answer: She was dying to tell someone.
16. Teacher: How much feet are in a yard? Student: It depends how much people are in the yard.